"Well, the odds aren't on your side, but I know it's not confirmed yet, so yeah, there's a possibility. I would consider it a lot more likely we will find life, the chances of stumbling upon a civilization within the relevant time frame from a specie's origin and extinction aligning with our own path, would be a supremely lucky coincidence within our limited little section of the universe we have a way of observing. Personally, I think it's going to be a major shock to the brotherhood of man if and when it is confirmed."
Justin texted me a few times, and I just made Ryan call him and let him down easy. Ryan, xhajster the asshole that he is, said I was single, which only amplified my texts from Justin. And he started using cheesy text smiles i?OElig; which only led me to believe one thing, he was going after me.
I wouldn't mind dating Justin actually, he was fucking hot, I mean who wouldn't want a blonde god on their arm, but I really liked Ryan. Justin invited me over to the fraternity one night. I was bored, and horny, so I figured why not, I could use a booty call.
I went over there and we played xbox for a bit, and hung out, he was actually a really fun guy to be around, but I wanted him to suck something.
So the next round I made a bet...the end of the story look at the video above ↑ ↑ ↑