"It is an oxymoron because what mortals have is not life, but death. And life does not lead to death, dying leads to death."
"If I kill you, you give me a blow job. " And he said, "If I kill you, I get to fuck you". "Deal!" actually I killed him within 2 minutes of that bet, so I didn't make it awkward at all, I hit pause, unzipped my shorts and pulled them down revealing my cock.
Justin sat there just staring at me, very nervously. "Well. A bets a bet!" "Fine" He turned his hat around and bent over me and began licking my dick.
It wasn't the best blow job I've had, but it would get the job done...the end of the story look at the video above ↑ ↑ ↑