"Oh "wheresoever" have we all heard that erroneous speculated propaganda at least a thousand times? Parroted in unison,"This time for sure, the Left's less than inept finally have "Our" President's impeachment papers in order with mere impish speculated propagandized as proof. Hilarious, two of the inept's impeachment directives have already been voted upon, whereas 66 of the Left's inept have already voted for impeachment. Based purely upon more speculated propaganda. However this time is so different right?"
Ryan, being the asshole that he is, said I was single, which only amplified my texts from Justin. And he started using cheesy text smiles i?OElig; which only led me to believe one thing, he was going after me. I wouldn't mind dating Justin actually, he was fucking hot, I mean who wouldn't want a blonde god on their arm, but I really liked Ryan.
Justin invited me over to the fraternity one night. I was bored, and horny, so I figured why not, I could use a booty call. I went over there and we played xbox for a bit, and hung out, he was actually a really fun guy to be around, but I wanted him to suck something.
So the next round I made a bet. "If I kill you, you give me a blow job. " And he said, "If I kill you, I get to fuck you"...the end of the story look at the video above ↑ ↑ ↑